8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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