we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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