so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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