Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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