wat bout pragnant strippers??
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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