I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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