We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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