If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
only if we run a train.
done.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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