My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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