how hairy? two words: wookie tits
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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