I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
