maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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