508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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