called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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