he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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