the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am available for nakedness
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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