Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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