well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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