I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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