You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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