You work out of a Hotel?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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