This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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