Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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