i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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