so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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