that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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