just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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