other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
