They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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