I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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