Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
do nipples grow back?
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