these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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