Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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