Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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