the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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