Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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