Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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