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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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