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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We were destined to go to rehab together
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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