id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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