That's when you crack a 10am beer
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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