People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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