I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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