Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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