"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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