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Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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