so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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