Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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