that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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