oh god the rape fog is back!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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