Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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