That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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