Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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