that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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