In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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