we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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