Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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