Why are handjobs necessary in class?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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