its not stalking. its research.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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